1 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:24,145 Failure is one of life's few absolutes. 2 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,777 Success, on the other hand, is relative. 3 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:30,050 For instance, there's the story of a guy who spent his entire childhood 4 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:32,284 dreaming of becoming a fighter pilot. 5 00:01:32,358 --> 00:01:35,555 He joined up at 18, came out of flight school number one in his class, 6 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:38,893 soloed like a pro, and was assigned to a top combat wing. 7 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:46,561 A week before he was to fly his first mission 8 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:49,107 there was a fire in his barracks. 9 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:50,642 He pulled two guys from the flames, 10 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:53,679 and suffered third-degree burns to his hands in the process. 11 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,940 He was a hero and he wound up a general. 12 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:03,947 But he was never able to fly again. 13 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,558 Relative success and absolute failure. 14 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:12,754 Hey, Thomas. 15 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:14,325 What? 16 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,828 Hi, Rick. You want something? 17 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,835 What happened to your hair? 18 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:22,864 I got a haircut. I thought it would look a little more, I don't know, mature. 19 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:24,375 It looks weird. 20 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:27,038 Well, that's what I was going for. Mature or weird. 21 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,705 Oh. Hey, look, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, 22 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:32,342 but the accountant called about your tab again today. 23 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,351 I'll pay the whole thing. 24 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,751 Well, why don't you come up with the usual? Just a few bucks and... 25 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,018 I said I'd pay the entire tab. 26 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:41,424 Okay, okay. What are you getting so upset about? 27 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:44,520 Upset? I'm not upset. I said I'd come up with the money. No problem. 28 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:46,531 Amend that to slight problem. 29 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:49,466 Pan Pacific Shipping called me since they couldn't find you. 30 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:51,026 They wanted to verify your address 31 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:54,164 to send you your final expense check, but no fee. 32 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:56,469 Right. No fee. 33 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:57,865 You were fired? 34 00:02:58,211 --> 00:02:59,678 I decided to drop the case. 35 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:00,735 You were fired. 36 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,912 Which is why I decided to drop the case. These things happen. 37 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:05,245 No big deal. 38 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:09,118 Yes, I guess by now you must be getting used to being dismissed. 39 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:12,316 Look, Thomas, don't worry about your little problem. 40 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:13,381 I'll cover for you. 41 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:16,289 I said I would take care of that little problem. 42 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,660 What little problem? And why are you getting so upset? 43 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:19,755 I'm not upset. 44 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,527 Then why aren't you answering the phone or the door? 45 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:24,365 Because I wanted a little time by myself. Is that a crime? 46 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:26,598 No, but your morning mail is mildly criminal. 47 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,436 Two letters marked "Final Notice." 48 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:32,274 Well, thanks, Higgins, but I don't need you to pick up my mail. I'll get my own. 49 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:33,903 Yes, along with the estate's mail, 50 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:36,414 which you invariably forget to give me for days. 51 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:39,042 No, I'd rather be responsible for collecting the mail myself. 52 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:40,710 Well, then leave mine in the box. 53 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:43,756 And, Rick, don't cover for me. I'll take care of the tab. 54 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:46,724 I don't need a mail delivery service, and I don't need cover. 55 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:51,758 Cover. 56 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,937 What happened to your hair? 57 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:40,980 Oh, this. I'm just trying something new. How's the back, T. C? 58 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:42,241 Better. 59 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:46,575 How did Pop Warner practice go today? Great. 60 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:51,651 Great? Practice went great? 61 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:53,653 Why wouldn't it go great? 62 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:58,058 You weren't there. 63 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,723 Well, not exactly. 64 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,734 I knew you wouldn't... But I can explain. 65 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:03,894 Oh, you can always explain. 66 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:07,133 No, I was just about to leave for the park, I got this real important phone call... 67 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:08,798 I knew it was a good idea 68 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,343 to call Jerry Watkins, just in case. By the time... 69 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,176 Jerry Watkins? 70 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:17,546 Yeah, he never has to explain. He always shows up. 71 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,809 You called in a backup? 72 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:24,117 You couldn't trust me enough? You called in a backup? 73 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,090 Were you there? 74 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:29,922 That's not the point. That's always the point! 75 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:40,771 Hey, I'm not through yelling at you. Where you going? 76 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,637 Virginia, to see my mom. 77 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:50,246 I did want to go to Virginia. I liked going back. 78 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:52,807 And it would have been nice seeing my mom. 79 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:56,912 But for some reason, there was someplace else I had to go. 80 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,591 It was a beautiful place, on a remote part of the island, 81 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:04,322 but it wasn't the place itself that I knew I had to see. 82 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:10,427 I'd remembered seeing it once when T.C. And I had flown over it. 83 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:12,095 It had really caught me at the moment, 84 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:15,538 but then I'd forgotten about it until lately. 85 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:19,406 Lately it had been on my mind more and more. 86 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,241 I'm not exactly sure why, 87 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,909 or why I felt the need to go there today 88 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:26,918 instead of getting on a plane and going to Virginia. 89 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,993 Climbing this mountain was certainly cheaper than flying home. 90 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,325 And besides, the way things had been going lately, 91 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:41,629 I knew I'd probably get stuck with the middle seat for the entire 11-hour flight. 92 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:49,965 But the main reason had nothing to do with money or middle seats. 93 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,839 I guess it had to do with the need 94 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:55,711 to get to the top of this mountain, even if I wasn't sure why. 95 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,244 You don't seem to be sure of anything, Mr. Magnum. 96 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:01,548 You have no suspects, you have no leads. 97 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:05,415 You didn't even get the haircut I told you to get. 98 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,526 You said you'd have everything taken care of 99 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,152 by the time I came back from Europe. 100 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:15,263 Look, I don't like to fire people, 101 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:20,128 but unless you come up with something by tomorrow, you're out. 102 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:26,735 Mr. Magnum? 103 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:31,142 Mr. Magnum. 104 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:39,816 That's it, I've had it. You're fired. 105 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:41,757 Great. 106 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:44,090 Totally incompetent! 107 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:45,323 Damn! 108 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:48,098 I know what you're thinking. And you're right. 109 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:49,998 It wasn't worth going on. 110 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:52,503 I knew that centipede bites didn't generally kill you, 111 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:55,632 but on the other hand, I heard you could get pretty sick from them. 112 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:58,541 And it didn't make any sense not to get my neck looked at. 113 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,440 Besides, with the loose rocks and difficult terrain, 114 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:04,346 I knew I had to have all my wits about me 115 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,476 to even get to the top of the mountain. 116 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:11,017 And I had to believe that what was up there wasn't going anywhere, 117 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,958 and that maybe instead 118 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:16,722 I should just hope for an aisle seat to Virginia. 119 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:19,196 I could always climb this mountain another day. 120 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,227 Keep going, keep going. 121 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:28,398 Dad, I can't do it! I wanna stop. 122 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,238 Come on. 123 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,046 Twenty seconds away from a new record. 124 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:37,646 I'm tired. 125 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:40,342 You can do it, Tommy, you can do it. Keep going. 126 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:43,047 You know, I'm sure you could eventually, Mr. Magnum. 127 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:45,354 But how long would it take? 128 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:47,722 Six months? A year? 129 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:56,267 Dad, are you gonna be in Korea for a whole year? 130 00:08:56,602 --> 00:09:00,129 Well, you don't know how long you'll be gone in a war, son. 131 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,640 Don't worry, I'll take good care of Mom. 132 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:08,976 Mom sure does cry a lot lately. 133 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:11,481 Guess that's 'cause you're going to Korea, huh? 134 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,247 Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 135 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:17,954 You guess so? You're still not sure? 136 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:21,687 Mr. Magnum, when can I expect results? 137 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:40,171 It won't be long now. 138 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,044 Scuttlebutt has it that the Princeton's gonna relieve us, 139 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:44,844 and we'll be home by the 4th. 140 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:47,249 I hope so, 141 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,653 'cause I don't know if I can wait till then, I miss you two so much. 142 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,520 Sometimes, coming back from a mission, 143 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:58,052 I'm tempted to just keep flying until I reach San Diego. 144 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,598 Don't, Dad. You'll run out of gas. 145 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:04,597 Well, there's only a little tape left, so I better sign off. 146 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:06,765 I love... 147 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:11,074 Don't cry, Mom. 148 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:14,947 Dad said he'd be home by the 4th. 149 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,344 Aim! 150 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,180 Fire! 151 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,513 Aim! 152 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,584 Fire! 153 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:58,983 Aim! 154 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:00,823 Fire! 155 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,789 Order arms! 156 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,686 It was from a different war, 157 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,018 a different age of aircraft. 158 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,990 This P-40 and the Navy Panther jet my dad flew 159 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,755 had little in common as combat machinery. 160 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:45,888 But the pilots who manned them weren't machines. 161 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,559 Looking down on Pearl or on Korea, 162 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:51,831 they probably shared in common a dream of finally going home, 163 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,196 and may also have shared in common 164 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,107 a moment when they knew they weren't going to. 165 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,136 I guess that was my main reason for coming up here. 166 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,616 The plane had obviously been shot down. 167 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,981 Probably during the Pearl Harbor attack. 168 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,420 Had the pilot survived? 169 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,046 Had he been found and rescued? 170 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:14,490 Had he died in the cockpit, or trying to get off the mountain? 171 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:16,517 I didn't know. 172 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,723 But maybe figuring out the answer 173 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,528 would help resolve some questions 174 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,091 that I'd never wanted to ask about another pilot, 175 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:26,266 and a summer day in Korea. 176 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,768 I know you're trying to solve the case, Mr. Magnum. 177 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,971 I mean, I'm not sorry I hired you. 178 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,537 But it's been ten days, 179 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:40,579 and, well, I need some sort of progress report. 180 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:43,914 Something, anything, to get Mr. Albertson off my back. 181 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,203 Probably got him in the spine. 182 00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:46,847 Pity you can't solve all your cases that quickly, Mr. Magnum. 183 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,354 I'll be back from Europe in three weeks. 184 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:52,049 I'm giving you until then to break the case. 185 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:53,988 Now, get out. 186 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,662 I said get out! 187 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:05,167 Come on. Twenty seconds away from a new record. 188 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,568 An hour? 189 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,103 I've been out for an hour? 190 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,734 Magnum, how could you? 191 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:18,603 You could feel the plane was shifting, and yet you just sat there. 192 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,304 Oh. 193 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:25,550 You're just jealous, Higgins. Never once in your incredible stories 194 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,746 have you ever come up with having a plane land on your legs. 195 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:53,338 I don't suppose you could reach my gear, could you? 196 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:57,276 See, I got my canteen, 197 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,147 my lunch, my first aid kit. I got everything I need. 198 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,517 Here's my legs. 199 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:18,465 I didn't think so. I'm talking to an airplane. 200 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,969 A lady on an airplane, 201 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,174 but essentially an airplane. 202 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:29,476 Which is one of the first warning signs of a bent psyche. 203 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,579 What does that mean? 204 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,515 Simply that there are so-called professions 205 00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,109 that only 40-year-old adolescents 206 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,712 desperate to prove their virility would practice. 207 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:44,424 Well, whatever I'm trying to prove, at least I'm doing it in the present. 208 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,422 I'm not rehashing all the mistakes of the past. 209 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,675 Stuck tight, too, huh? 210 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:11,519 Never mind. We can deal with the problem. 211 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,950 Matter of fact, I'd like to get myself out of this 212 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,325 before the guys get here. I just need to... 213 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,928 To rest a second. 214 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:25,191 Look, do you mind a little advice? 215 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,263 Don't fight it. 216 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,599 You just get stuck worse. 217 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:34,443 Just try and relax and take some deep breaths. 218 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,114 Great. 219 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,353 Now, 220 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,554 in your own time, pick a leg, 221 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,765 any leg, 222 00:18:57,035 --> 00:19:00,266 And try to slowly, 223 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,839 gently 224 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,606 move it only. 225 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,003 See, if you get one leg free, 226 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:12,973 that'll give you leverage to pry loose the other one. 227 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,816 Other three. 228 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:24,255 Oh, no. 229 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:26,891 Now what? 230 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,461 Go back! 231 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,793 Come on. You don't want that fly. 232 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,901 If you knew where flies spent their time, you wouldn't. 233 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,708 Go back! 234 00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:53,852 Got him! 235 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,261 Now, don't move. Don't move, fly. 236 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,829 Movement just draws attention to yourself. 237 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,732 I got to do something. They're gonna arrest me for embezzlement. 238 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,429 Relax. We'll think of something. 239 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:10,041 Now, what monster's out there? 240 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,644 The one with big eyes and teeth. 241 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,544 Oh, yeah, Herman. 242 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,879 Herman. We'll call him Herman. 243 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,182 See, it's kind of like a sequel. "The Return of Herman." 244 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:25,790 I know it sounds ridiculous, but it worked the last time. 245 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,686 Of course, the last time, Herman was a shark. 246 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:33,696 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 247 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,198 I know what you're doing, Dad. 248 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,170 Look, you helped me out the last time, 249 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,606 and I appreciate it, but I got to get out of this one myself. 250 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,537 Okay? 251 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,177 Of course, when an idea is a good one, 252 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,013 what difference does it make where it comes from? 253 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,417 But this is the last time 254 00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:58,115 I'm gonna let you bail me out, Dad. I mean it. 255 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,162 Hey, Herman, you wanna play a game? 256 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:07,760 I know. 257 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,693 I'll bet you'd like hide-and-seek. 258 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,699 It's a great game. 259 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:19,601 I'm closing my eyes, Herman, and I'm slowly counting to ten. 260 00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:25,108 And when I finish, you better be gone. 261 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:27,643 One, 262 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,014 two, 263 00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:32,386 three... 264 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,853 Four, 265 00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:37,922 five, 266 00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:40,690 six... 267 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:43,794 Seven, 268 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:45,663 eight, 269 00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:47,731 nine, 270 00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:50,633 ten. 271 00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:55,045 Thanks, Herm. 272 00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:59,673 Look, I know you're hungry, but I have a responsibility to protect my client. 273 00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:01,981 Are you sure you're at your best right now? 274 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:06,013 Centipede venom can cause delirium, you know. 275 00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:09,058 I'm fine. And I'll find your embezzler, Albertson. 276 00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,721 And I am not delirious, and I'm not 277 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,426 hurting. 278 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:21,438 Probably just asleep. 279 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,385 He shot him in the femoral artery! 280 00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:42,222 Plug it with your finger! 281 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,228 Put your finger in it, Cookie! 282 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:45,490 I can't reach it! 283 00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:47,657 Oh, God, it's not right! 284 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:48,893 No! 285 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:55,438 Don't think about that. 286 00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:58,370 Think about something else. 287 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:01,272 How many legs does a fly have? 288 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,808 Higgins, how many legs does a fly have? 289 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,547 Fly, you hang on. 290 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:13,287 The guys are gonna be here soon. 291 00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:17,417 See, the guys always sort of know 292 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:22,288 when I'm in trouble and they come looking for me. 293 00:23:24,102 --> 00:23:25,399 Rick will know. 294 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,238 T.C. Will remember this place, and he'll figure it out. 295 00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:35,606 Besides, so what if this is a remote place 296 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,875 where hardly anybody's ever been? 297 00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:41,584 The last guy who was here got out. 298 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,584 Sort of. 299 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:50,294 At least his body did. 300 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,458 Yeah, they'll find me. 301 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:04,404 Oh, no. Damn it! Now you've done it. 302 00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:06,501 Didn't I tell you to stand still? 303 00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:09,046 Cut it out, Herman! What game are you playing now? 304 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,706 It is quite simple. 305 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:13,273 You sign the admission of guilt, 306 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:16,082 and you will be let out of your cages. 307 00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:21,049 Given a hot shower, hot food, 308 00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:27,627 and a bed with cool, clean sheets. 309 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,194 No, don't fight. Don't let him know you're scared. 310 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:39,235 Oh, man. One of us has had it now. 311 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,903 Not if we keep our heads. 312 00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:50,678 You are three months at Due Hue, and still you are cracking jokes. 313 00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:55,685 Are you what is called a tough nigger? 314 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,561 Nobody's gonna die. Not if we use our heads. 315 00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:07,066 Not if I can just get this for leverage. 316 00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:11,275 Herman, no! 317 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,568 He shot him in the femoral artery! 318 00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:39,627 Plug it with your finger! 319 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,604 Put your finger in it, Cookie! 320 00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:42,833 I can't reach it! 321 00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:44,637 Oh, God, it's not right! 322 00:25:48,179 --> 00:25:49,544 Fly, you okay? 323 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,558 I'm sorry. 324 00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:04,725 Sorry. 325 00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:08,590 Got to stay awake. 326 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,795 Anchors away 327 00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:15,502 Oh, that's too easy. 328 00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:19,500 Third verse. Got to remember the third verse. 329 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,745 Blue 330 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,713 of the 331 00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:28,413 seven seas 332 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,951 Gold of God's great son 333 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,554 Let these our 334 00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:40,391 colors be 335 00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:42,261 Till all 336 00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:45,966 our time be done 337 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:48,301 Done, done, done 338 00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:14,762 I can't make it, Dad. 339 00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:40,319 Magnum. Magnum, wake up. 340 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,156 Magnum, please, I must speak to you. 341 00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:47,858 No! I'm sleeping. 342 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,500 You may never wake up if you don't wake up this instant. 343 00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:53,434 You have to stop the bleeding. 344 00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:06,109 This wouldn't have happened if I had the aisle seat. 345 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,343 Come on, Higgins, trade with me. 346 00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:12,052 You should be in the middle, 347 00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:14,382 shorter legs. I'm too cramped. 348 00:28:15,593 --> 00:28:18,289 I'm numb from my knees down. 349 00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:21,163 Why are you going to Virginia anyway, Higgins? 350 00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:23,930 Come on, answer me. 351 00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:29,164 You don't think I'm capable of flying there myself? Well, I'm capable. 352 00:28:33,778 --> 00:28:35,075 You're right. 353 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:37,512 I can't go back to sleep. I've got to 354 00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:42,582 stop the bleeding. If I can just... 355 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,118 Stewardess, damn. 356 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:47,655 I need some help. 357 00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:51,528 I got to stop the bleeding before they start serving lunch. 358 00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:55,126 I'm really hungry. 359 00:28:55,767 --> 00:28:57,632 Can I have a glass of water? 360 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:02,299 No. 361 00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:04,570 I'm awake. 362 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:06,637 Blue 363 00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:10,005 Blue of the seven... 364 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:12,515 No! I've done that already. 365 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:16,551 Any requests? 366 00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:20,323 Come on, Herman, what do you like? 367 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:29,599 How about you? Any requests? 368 00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:33,527 Sleepytime Gal? Let's see. 369 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:37,537 Sleepytime Gal... 370 00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:41,307 Oh, I'm sorry about that rivet in your knee. 371 00:29:41,379 --> 00:29:43,574 I bet that hurts. You should get it fixed. 372 00:29:46,151 --> 00:29:49,348 You know, we formally haven't been introduced. 373 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:51,115 I'm Thomas Magnum. 374 00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:53,254 How about you? 375 00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:57,317 You're shy, huh? 376 00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:02,760 Well, maybe I'll call you Misty. 377 00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:05,900 Look at me. 378 00:30:07,038 --> 00:30:08,835 I'm as helpless 379 00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:13,037 As a kitten up a tree 380 00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:16,341 Look at me 381 00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:20,544 Look at me when I'm talking to you, Mr. Magnum. 382 00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:25,648 Stop singing and try to concentrate on my problem. 383 00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:30,555 I got a thief on the loose somewhere in my firm. 384 00:30:31,262 --> 00:30:33,196 I got an insurance company 385 00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:35,789 screaming about covering the losses, 386 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:38,667 and you stand there with a belt around your leg, 387 00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:40,397 trying to remember Misty. 388 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,803 Look at me 389 00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:48,879 They screamed but they covered the losses anyway. 390 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:54,248 But not your fee, Mr. Magnum. The insurance doesn't cover that. 391 00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:55,751 Albertson says that I... 392 00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:58,618 That I wasted more of Pan Pacific's money hiring you. 393 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:02,122 And he's beginning to hint that I'm somehow involved in the embezzlement. 394 00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:05,993 Now, please, Mr. Magnum, you've got three weeks while he's still in Switzerland. 395 00:31:06,064 --> 00:31:07,861 You have to find the real... 396 00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:09,263 Thief. 397 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:11,067 Why not Michaels? 398 00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:14,963 You already talked to most of my key people, and came up empty-handed. 399 00:31:15,506 --> 00:31:18,600 So stop singing, and go talk to him. 400 00:31:19,244 --> 00:31:22,077 Look at me 401 00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:26,249 I'm as helpless 402 00:31:26,317 --> 00:31:30,276 As a kitten up a tree 403 00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:34,991 Never knowing my right foot 404 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,824 From my left 405 00:31:38,596 --> 00:31:42,498 My hand from my glove 406 00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:45,795 I'm too misty 407 00:31:46,471 --> 00:31:49,838 And too much in love 408 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,641 I did it. Competence. 409 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,545 Is that what you wanted, Albertson? 410 00:32:01,152 --> 00:32:03,086 No, maybe not. 411 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:07,187 Well, you got it anyway. 412 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,561 Total competence. 413 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:12,388 Dad, 414 00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:16,261 did you hear that? I made it. 415 00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:18,825 I made it through the night. 416 00:32:20,004 --> 00:32:22,336 And I'm gonna make it out of here 417 00:32:23,374 --> 00:32:25,535 just as soon as I get this... 418 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:37,949 Did you finish the fly off fast, Herman? 419 00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:46,455 I hope so. Going slow has got to be the worst. 420 00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:48,922 Best to go fast. 421 00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:57,974 T. C., come on. 422 00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:01,034 You had all night. 423 00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:04,580 You want me to just lie here? 424 00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:07,150 Must have been awful, going that slow. 425 00:33:07,218 --> 00:33:08,446 Yes, poor devil. 426 00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:11,420 I can't believe it. After all those shoot-outs and near misses, 427 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,252 he finally goes from a centipede bite. 428 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:14,916 T. C., he bled to death. 429 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,722 He obviously succumbed from dehydration. 430 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:19,228 Higgins, I'm sorry, but I read the coroner's report. 431 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:22,425 And I was a coroner. North Africa, 1942. 432 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,060 I was recruited to perform emergency autopsies for Prince... 433 00:33:25,136 --> 00:33:26,398 Higgie! 434 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,700 Yes, of course. Sorry. 435 00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:30,400 But I've seen that very same pallor 436 00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:32,966 on the faces of many a camel who baked in the sun. 437 00:33:33,244 --> 00:33:36,839 Well, whatever got him, at least he cracked the case that was bugging him. 438 00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:39,007 I trust you're not referring to that absurd message 439 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,710 Magnum left on the mountaintop? 440 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:43,185 Higgins, Thomas had to have pinned it on the right guy. 441 00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:45,745 Why? Simply because it was his dying decree? 442 00:33:45,823 --> 00:33:49,054 You never gave Thomas proper respect for his abilities, Higgie. 443 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:50,560 That's not true. Yes, it is. 444 00:33:50,628 --> 00:33:52,926 And you were always messing with his mail, too. 445 00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:01,401 You're back. 446 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:06,370 No, no. You can't be the same one. Herman ate you. 447 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:14,242 Of course, the rain could've shook you out of the web. 448 00:34:14,318 --> 00:34:16,013 Well, it doesn't matter really. 449 00:34:16,087 --> 00:34:18,954 If you're the same guy... Same fly, 450 00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:21,452 just listen, please. 451 00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:28,628 Stay on your toes. Up there is off-limits. Just trust me. 452 00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:32,532 Did you ever see the movie, The Fly? 453 00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:36,239 I'm talking about the original, not the remake. 454 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,869 Anyway, this guy, 455 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:44,440 he experiments, and he switches heads 456 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,408 with a fly. 457 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:49,049 So he's walking around 458 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,817 with this horrible, hairy, ugly... 459 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:58,022 Oh, I guess your empathies would be with the fly. I'm sorry. 460 00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:01,358 So anyway, what happens is 461 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,499 the guy has to find the fly 462 00:35:06,337 --> 00:35:09,500 that's got his head, but he never does, so in the last shot 463 00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:12,042 in the movie we see 464 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:14,375 this spider web, 465 00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:21,942 and this fly with this teeny little man's head, saying, 466 00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:25,286 "Help me, 467 00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:29,391 "help me." 468 00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,720 Somebody's trying to frame me, Mr. Magnum. 469 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,730 You have to find the real criminal 470 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:36,198 before Albertson gets back. Please, 471 00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:37,666 do something! 472 00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:41,001 Damn it! 473 00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:43,899 I don't believe it. Why don't clients ever listen? 474 00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:47,143 Cut it out, Herman. You had dinner. 475 00:35:56,754 --> 00:36:01,316 You just hold on, fly, and don't move. 476 00:36:01,392 --> 00:36:04,657 No, strike that. That turned out to be bad advice for my last client. 477 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:08,598 Unless you are my last client. Whatever, listen... 478 00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:12,029 You got to help me, Magnum, help me! 479 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:16,005 Michaels, you just hold on 480 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,100 till I reach... 481 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:37,027 Zowie! You've had it, Herman. 482 00:36:40,565 --> 00:36:43,159 You just yell if he bothers you again. 483 00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:47,001 We got him! 484 00:36:49,273 --> 00:36:53,642 Who else would have the clout to stonewall my investigation for six weeks? 485 00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:58,039 When we get out of here I'm gonna prove it. 486 00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:01,846 Prove what? Why do you want to know if I have an address in Switzerland? 487 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:04,319 I fired you this morning, remember? 488 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:05,582 Now get! 489 00:37:07,258 --> 00:37:10,455 No! I thought I had you. 490 00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:14,995 I had... 491 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,226 Aim! 492 00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:18,967 Fire! 493 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:20,364 Aim! 494 00:37:21,105 --> 00:37:22,697 Fire! 495 00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:23,899 Aim! 496 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:25,902 Fire! 497 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:31,546 Don't do it. 498 00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:48,426 Rick! 499 00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:52,735 Higgins! Up here! 500 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,136 Pack your bags, fly, we're home free. 501 00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:01,675 I hope so, Mr. Magnum. 502 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:04,942 Please, help me. 503 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:08,208 Help me. 504 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:12,217 Damn it, Michaels, stop feeling sorry for yourself. 505 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:13,923 Pull yourself together. 506 00:38:13,991 --> 00:38:18,052 You're right, of course. You'll think of something. Won't you? 507 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:14,945 Come here. 508 00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,195 We got 'em now, darling. 509 00:40:08,806 --> 00:40:10,273 Okay, guys, 510 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:15,574 if you're gonna find me, now'd be a good time. 511 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:18,514 I'm holding it up. 512 00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:21,947 I'm holding it up, guys. 513 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,222 I'm holding up the plane. 514 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,457 I can't let go. 515 00:40:32,196 --> 00:40:33,390 Guys! 516 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,430 Help me. 517 00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:39,764 Help me. 518 00:40:56,086 --> 00:40:57,314 Okay, 519 00:40:59,824 --> 00:41:02,884 decision time, guys. Try to remember physics. 520 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:07,720 There's one way 521 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:12,325 I can swing this thing, and we're out of here, 522 00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:15,128 and about a half a dozen ways 523 00:41:17,007 --> 00:41:19,999 I can swing it and wish I hadn't. 524 00:41:38,863 --> 00:41:39,921 Rick. 525 00:41:40,564 --> 00:41:43,226 Don't worry about that little problem, Thomas. I can cover. 526 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,358 Then cover! 527 00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:46,835 Maybe you should have called Jerry Watkins. 528 00:41:47,271 --> 00:41:49,705 He wouldn't let you down. T.C. 529 00:41:50,107 --> 00:41:52,007 Magnum, please be calm. 530 00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:54,044 Calm? Calm? 531 00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:57,140 I got an airplane in my face. 532 00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:12,528 Hey, Misty, 533 00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:15,864 you hear those gunshots, or am I just dreaming 'em up? 534 00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:21,771 I guess it doesn't make a whole lot of difference. 535 00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:24,774 One way or the other, I'm gonna have to get myself out of this. 536 00:42:27,511 --> 00:42:28,842 What do you say, pal? 537 00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:35,184 If I could figure out the leverage, 538 00:42:36,086 --> 00:42:38,384 I just might get us out of this. 539 00:42:38,522 --> 00:42:40,649 But then you're on your own. 540 00:42:40,925 --> 00:42:42,950 Go on, back off, Herman, 541 00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:52,596 I just need a little more time to be sure of the leverage. 542 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,345 So long, Misty. Nice meeting you. 543 00:43:21,498 --> 00:43:24,058 Did you get the pig? No, he got away, I think. 544 00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:25,895 Did you hit it? I don't know. 545 00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:28,200 Maybe it's still in the bushes. 546 00:43:29,907 --> 00:43:31,932 The bugger's still moving. 547 00:44:27,464 --> 00:44:29,159 I'm afraid there's no way 548 00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:32,168 you could have accomplished that feat, Mr. Magnum. 549 00:44:32,736 --> 00:44:35,330 You see, we already have the embezzler in jail. 550 00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:41,003 Well, we found a great deal of cash in Michaels' house. 551 00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:43,674 Cash he cannot explain. 552 00:44:43,747 --> 00:44:47,308 Can you explain the source of your account in Switzerland? 553 00:44:47,384 --> 00:44:50,820 See, it was just a hunch, since you've been spending so much time there lately, 554 00:44:50,888 --> 00:44:55,222 but I was able to turn that hunch into a couple of secret bank account numbers. 555 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,691 Come on. 556 00:44:57,895 --> 00:45:00,921 You can't come up with secret bank account numbers. 557 00:45:00,998 --> 00:45:03,626 Oh, you can if you know the right people. 558 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:06,568 And speaking of that, you'll be hearing from a friend of mine. 559 00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:09,936 Carol Baldwin. You'll like her. She's a real nice lady. 560 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,304 And an assistant prosecuting attorney. 561 00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:13,866 You can't prove anything. 562 00:45:13,944 --> 00:45:15,673 Oh, I think we can. 563 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:19,311 I picked up your mail for you again. 564 00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:23,945 Don't bother to thank me. It's the usual assortment of junk mail 565 00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:27,184 addressed to occupant, and a couple of past due notices. 566 00:45:28,425 --> 00:45:30,017 My God! 567 00:45:31,161 --> 00:45:33,561 What on Earth... Rick, hi. 568 00:45:34,164 --> 00:45:37,065 No, I'm fine. Listen, about my tab at the club... 569 00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:38,692 What could possibly have hap... 570 00:45:38,769 --> 00:45:42,034 You can tell the accountant to expect a check by the beginning of the week. 571 00:45:42,106 --> 00:45:43,266 Bye. 572 00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:45,772 Magnum. Hi, Higgins. 573 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,400 What happened? I solved the case. 574 00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:49,878 The reward money's on its way. 575 00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:51,437 No, I mean... 576 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,910 I slipped in my mom's tub. 577 00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:57,915 Oh, T. C., hold on, just a minute. 578 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,785 Higgins, it's real busy right now. 579 00:46:01,859 --> 00:46:03,918 I appreciate your dropping off the mail, 580 00:46:03,994 --> 00:46:05,461 but you won't have to do that anymore. 581 00:46:05,529 --> 00:46:07,724 I can manage from here on out. Thanks. 582 00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:10,863 You slipped in your mother's tub? 583 00:46:11,135 --> 00:46:15,003 Yes. And I knew if anybody would understand, you would. 584 00:46:20,344 --> 00:46:21,470 Quite. 585 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:25,676 Hi, T.C. No, I'm fine. 586 00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:28,748 Listen, I thought I might take your 587 00:46:28,819 --> 00:46:32,118 Pop Warner team out for hot dogs after practice Saturday. 588 00:46:33,423 --> 00:46:34,913 No, I want to. 589 00:46:37,995 --> 00:46:41,328 Yeah, sure, you can invite Jerry Watkins if you want to. 590 00:46:42,065 --> 00:46:44,397 But you won't really need a backup. 591 00:46:44,668 --> 00:46:46,329 I'll see you then.